not one but two Irish television legends in town today. Moments after noticing the re-issued Father Ted boxset with a load of new extras, which I was cursing, Ardal O'Hanlon walked past. I was tempted to shout "Dave!" but then I reckoned he'd probably think I was mixing my comedies up and actually thought he was Rodney from Only Fools And Horses. That was Grafton Street. Further on my travels, Westmoreland Street to be exact, I saw someone selling books on the side of the road. They were books by Pat Ingoldsby. I hadn't heard about him in so long, I wondered who'd be selling books by him in such a way. I looked back, and it was the Pat's Chat star himself. Poor fella.